You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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