yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
