....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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