You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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