The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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