she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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