Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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