i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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