She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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