i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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