I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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