question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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