This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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