Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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