I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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