I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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