Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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