he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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