we have pet lesbian snakes
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
