"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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