North Korea, Best Korea!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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