My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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