gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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