What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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