do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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