quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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