O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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