I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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