He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i permit you to call me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I have already put on my inside pants.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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