Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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