You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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