i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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