if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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