Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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