I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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