Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Can I color on your dick again?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Pooping to opera.
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