at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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