What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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