I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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