why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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