If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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