We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I could fuck to npr.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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