you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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