Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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