We got so high we made milksteak
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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