Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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