I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
God, I missed his penis.
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