Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
