it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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