She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How does one acquire holy water?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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