fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
its not stalking. its research.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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