Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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