I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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