Just fell off a train. Bad.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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