so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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