Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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