Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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