So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just high enough for therapy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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